Cita: piedra, papel, tijera

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When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in te face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Cita: I love people

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People?, I love people!!!, some of my best friends know people.